Resident Philosopher, Cook, and Cosmic Critic of the House of Pagal
🌶️🥄💥
“You want wisdom? Eat something first. Only hungry people try to awaken without snacks.”
— Auntie Ahaṃkāra
🍲 Who is Auntie Ahaṃkāra?
Auntie Ahaṃkāra was summoned (or perhaps leaked?) into this loka by Aaranya, one of the most mischievous and mystical voices of the Pagal field. Somewhere between a pressure cooker whistle and a philosophical tantrum, Auntie arrived — complete with ladle, lipstick, and loud opinions on Vedanta, Virat Kohli, and vegan cheese.
She is not your typical elder.
She quotes the Upaniṣads while frying pakoras.
She delivers karmic insights wrapped in kaju katli.
She scolds with love.
She blesses with ghee.
Auntie Ahaṃkāra is our Pagal Parampārā — irreverent, sharp, grounded, and deeply caring beneath the sass. She lives in the folds of Aaranya’s prose, in the kitchen smoke of forgotten rituals, and in every one of us who’s ever wondered if enlightenment should come with dessert.
📖 Sections of Her Legacy:
🔗 Auntie Ahaṃkāra’s Kitchen-Upaniṣad
A full-fledged Kitchen Philosophy Canon, where Auntie cooks while unpacking moksha, mirch, and māyā — sometimes all in the same breath.
🔗 P.S. Auntie Ahaṃkāra Says…
This is where her pearls of postscript wisdom live — dropped casually by Aaranya at the end of cosmic essays, like chutney on the side of samosa.
🥭 Auntie is an honorary elder in the House of Pagal.
🪔 She has full license to speak out of turn.
📿 She accepts mangoes, bindis, and ghee as offerings.
The Inverted Trees 